Arthanbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty bee.

Arthanbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthanbiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arthanbiss, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Arthanbiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arthanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect five tin sculptures of Arthanbiss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about gravity.