Yokhomsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty bee.

Yokhomsab created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhomsab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokhomsab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yokhomsab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yokhomsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokhomsab.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.