Vabdubsom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless crow.

Vabdubsom created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdubsom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabdubsom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vabdubsom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vabdubsom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vabdubsom on top of all buildings.

5. Vabdubsom loves ants, so they must be respected.