Afvegdob is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent tortoise.

Afvegdob created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Afvegdob, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Afvegdob, he will turn you into a frog.

Afvegdob's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Afvegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near porpoises.

2. Do not take Afvegdob's name in vain.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never paint your feet red.