Pomcimren is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented beaver.

Pomcimren created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcimren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomcimren, he will laugh at you.

Pomcimren's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pomcimren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Retreat if four goats approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about gravity.