Govweebep is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring dog.

Govweebep created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govweebep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Govweebep, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Govweebep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Govweebep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. You must never eat figs.