Tomlipdot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering lion.

Tomlipdot created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomlipdot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tomlipdot, he will be very unhappy.

Tomlipdot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tomlipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.