Fudratlad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty hedgehog.

Fudratlad created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudratlad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudratlad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fudratlad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fudratlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt snails.