Vabpibstik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever raccoon.

Vabpibstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabpibstik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabpibstik, she will turn you into a mole.

Vabpibstik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vabpibstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never paint your head blue.