Tunyarlren is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient frog.

Tunyarlren created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunyarlren, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tunyarlren, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tunyarlren's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tunyarlren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.