Lidshavbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering manatee.

Lidshavbud created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidshavbud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidshavbud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidshavbud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lidshavbud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lidshavbud.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.