Sinfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring gorilla.

Sinfeb created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfeb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sinfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sinfeb's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sinfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinfeb.