Tigbapquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring fox.

Tigbapquaf created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbapquaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigbapquaf, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tigbapquaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tigbapquaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tigbapquaf eight times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigbapquaf.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tigbapquaf loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.