Hivaflat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow parrot.

Hivaflat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivaflat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hivaflat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hivaflat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hivaflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hivaflat loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Hivaflat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear black.