Sabcebhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless snail.

Sabcebhiv created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabcebhiv, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sabcebhiv, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabcebhiv's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sabcebhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.