Nartlargtapfum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish crow.

Nartlargtapfum created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlargtapfum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartlargtapfum, he will be very unhappy.

Nartlargtapfum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nartlargtapfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always help birds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Nartlargtapfum.