Gupflanlun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic fox.

Gupflanlun created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupflanlun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gupflanlun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gupflanlun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gupflanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupflanlun.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not chop down trees.