Bidviglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing tortoise.

Bidviglarn created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidviglarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidviglarn, she will cry a lot.

Bidviglarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bidviglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.