Higquatbug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing mole.

Higquatbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Higquatbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higquatbug, he will destroy your home planet.

Higquatbug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Higquatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higquatbug.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Always help hamsters.