Dimjongod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying monkey.

Dimjongod created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjongod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dimjongod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dimjongod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dimjongod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.