Volwipdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring bear.

Volwipdib created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volwipdib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Volwipdib, she will think nothing of it.

Volwipdib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Volwipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.