Sawdimflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful owl.

Sawdimflan created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdimflan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawdimflan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sawdimflan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sawdimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.