Bassgessten is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking cow.

Bassgessten created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Bassgessten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bassgessten, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bassgessten's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bassgessten's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never run near snails.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.