Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing hydra.

Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon, it will curse you with boils.

Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon's Holy Commandments

1. Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Put Komdagvag Damsinfob Gepzedkon first in all things.