Stigbogmap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving hare.

Stigbogmap created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Stigbogmap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigbogmap, it will cry a lot.

Stigbogmap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stigbogmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.