Rawvenpon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered capybara.

Rawvenpon created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvenpon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rawvenpon, it will cry a lot.

Rawvenpon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rawvenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from white great tits for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.