Buslegkim Tigpibhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Buslegkim Tigpibhug created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslegkim Tigpibhug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buslegkim Tigpibhug, he will turn you into a mole.

Buslegkim Tigpibhug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Buslegkim Tigpibhug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.