Fom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent donkey.

Fom created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Fom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fom, he will curse you with boils.

Fom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fom.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.