Tonshavpog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless badger.

Tonshavpog created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonshavpog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonshavpog, it will come to you in dreams.

Tonshavpog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tonshavpog's Holy Commandments

1. Tonshavpog loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.
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