Flabmumdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced fish.

Flabmumdiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmumdiss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabmumdiss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flabmumdiss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flabmumdiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.