Pintanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful lizard.

Pintanfarn created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintanfarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pintanfarn, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pintanfarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pintanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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