Panjabhub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet rat.

Panjabhub created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panjabhub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panjabhub, he will turn you into a frog.

Panjabhub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Panjabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Run away if six frogs approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.