Bodgemfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical warg.

Bodgemfud created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgemfud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodgemfud, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bodgemfud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bodgemfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bodgemfud six times a day.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.