Matlikwee is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud beaver.

Matlikwee created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matlikwee, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matlikwee, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Matlikwee's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Matlikwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Matlikwee on top of important buildings.