Fadyarlhot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless lizard.

Fadyarlhot created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyarlhot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadyarlhot, it will not care.

Fadyarlhot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fadyarlhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Fadyarlhot loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.