Febgubbusbif is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless dolphin.

Febgubbusbif created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febgubbusbif, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febgubbusbif, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Febgubbusbif's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Febgubbusbif's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Febgubbusbif.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Put Febgubbusbif first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.