Quillsasdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Quillsasdib created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillsasdib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillsasdib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quillsasdib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quillsasdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.