Hudnarxemab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy bat.

Hudnarxemab created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Hudnarxemab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudnarxemab, it will turn you into a tree.

Hudnarxemab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hudnarxemab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not kill tortoises.
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