Tenzagtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying coyote.

Tenzagtail created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenzagtail, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenzagtail, she will laugh at you.

Tenzagtail's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tenzagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.