Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent jackal.

Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim, he will think nothing of it.

Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rigmobbap Badrapkimkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help turtles.