Binhigwan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional walrus.

Binhigwan created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binhigwan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binhigwan, it will destroy your home planet.

Binhigwan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Binhigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Binhigwan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Always look after injured turtles.