Spaggarjip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, passionate aardvark.

Spaggarjip created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Spaggarjip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spaggarjip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Spaggarjip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Spaggarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Spaggarjip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.