Besttailflow is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured octopus.

Besttailflow created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Besttailflow, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Besttailflow, it will laugh at you.

Besttailflow's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Besttailflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Besttailflow loves swans, so they must be honoured.