Camfagveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow owl.

Camfagveen created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camfagveen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camfagveen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Camfagveen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Camfagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if three bats approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Camfagveen.