Fidcisstip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain dog.

Fidcisstip created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidcisstip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fidcisstip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fidcisstip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fidcisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.