Higtalnat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody hyena.

Higtalnat created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higtalnat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Higtalnat, she will turn you into a goat.

Higtalnat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Higtalnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.
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