Gumhubdob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong tortoise.

Gumhubdob created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumhubdob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gumhubdob, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gumhubdob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gumhubdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.