Padgudpit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud shark.

Padgudpit created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padgudpit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Padgudpit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Padgudpit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Padgudpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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