Gepsidjonwat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish goblin.

Gepsidjonwat created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepsidjonwat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepsidjonwat, he will not invite you to parties.

Gepsidjonwat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gepsidjonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.