Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous monkey.

Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak's Holy Commandments

1. Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. You must pray to Gutcambat Dusskabtif Quafbossyak eight times a day.